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VI Sixth Constitutional Convention Plenary Session on April 12 in St. Croix

The VI Sixth Constitutional Convention will convene for its next plenary session in the St. Croix district. The meeting is open to the public and media, and all are encouraged to attend to witness the critical discussions shaping the future governance of the Virgin Islands.

The meeting details are as follows:

โ— Date: Saturday, April 12, 2025

โ— Time: 10:00 AM to 3:00 PM

โ— Location: VI Port Authority, Conference Room

Henry E. Rohlsen Airport Terminal,

Estate Manning Bay, Christiansted, St. Croix, VI 00821

The VI Sixth Constitutional Convention is tasked with drafting a constitution that reflects the needs and aspirations of Virgin Islanders. This plenary session will bring together delegates to deliberate key constitutional administrative matters and discuss agenda items that advance the conventionโ€™s objectives.

Meeting Highlights Include:

โ— Public Engagement

โ— Administrative Updates

โ— Standing Committee Reports and Next Steps

โ— Amending Committee Definitions and Responsibilities

The media is invited to attend and cover the event to ensure transparency and community engagement in this historic process. Media outlets are encouraged to share this announcement with the public and help promote awareness of the importance of constitutional development for the Virgin Islands.

Public Participation Encouraged

Community members are urged to attend and engage in the process as we work toward crafting a governance structure that represents and serves the interests of all Virgin Islanders. The convention remains committed to inclusivity, transparency, and meaningful public dialogue in shaping the future of the territory.

For more information, media inquiries, or interview requests, please contact Delegate Secretary Imani Daniel.

About the VI Sixth Constitutional Convention:

The VI Sixth Constitutional Convention (VICC) is a historic, community-driven process dedicated to crafting aย forward-looking constitution for the U.S. Virgin Islands. Elected delegates and subject matter experts areย committed to transparency, inclusivity, and robust public engagement. Its mission is to ensure that every Virginย Islanderโ€™s voice is heard as it lays the groundwork for a modern governance framework that reflects theย communityโ€™s diverse needs and aspirations. By fostering open dialogue and advocating for meaningful reforms,ย the VICC aims to build a resilient, responsive, and democratic future for the territory.

Senate Calendar April 7 to April 16

MONDAY, APRIL 14, 2025

Regular Session

10 a.m.ย 

Earle B. Ottley Legislative Hall

ย 

TUESDAY, APRIL 15, 2025

Committee on Budget, Appropriations and Finance

10 a.m.

Frits E. Lawaetz Legislative Conference Roomย 

WEDNESDAY, APRIL 16, 2025

Committee on Economic Development and Agriculture

12 p.m.

Frits E. Lawaetz Legislative Conference Room

Colorado State University Predicts Above-Normal 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season

There are 21 predicted named storms for the 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season. (Photo courtesy Fox Weather

The 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season, which runs from June 1 through Nov. 30, is expected to be a busy one, according to a new report released on Thursday from Colorado State Universityโ€™s Tropical Meteorology Project.

CSU expects 17 named tropical cyclones during the season, nine of which will develop into hurricanes and four of which will strengthen into major hurricanes of Category 3 or higher.

CSU expects an above-normal 2025 Atlantic Hurricane Season. (Photo courtesy CSU)

โ€œWe anticipate that the 2025 Atlantic basin hurricane season will have above-normal activity,โ€ the CSU report warned. โ€œWe estimate that 2025 will have 17 named storms (average is 14.4), 85 named storm days (average is 69.4), nine hurricanes (average is 7.2), 35 hurricane days (average is 27.0), four major (Category 3, 4, or 5) hurricanes (average is 3.2) and nine major hurricane days (average is 7.4),โ€ the CSU report explained. โ€œThe probability of U.S. and Caribbean major hurricane landfall is estimated to be above its long-period average,โ€ CSU added. CSU defines a hurricane day as โ€œa measure of hurricane activity, one unit of which occurs as four six-hour periods during which a tropical cyclone is observed or is estimated to have hurricane-force wind.โ€

CSU also predicted that during the 2025 season, the Atlantic basin Accumulated Cyclone Energy, a type of equation that measures a named stormโ€™s potential for wind destruction, and the Net Tropical Cyclone Activity, an overall indication of Atlantic basin seasonal hurricane activity, [will] be approximately 125 percent of their long-term averages.

CSU uses statistical models and climatology as part of its hurricane season forecast. The red bar represents the number of expected cyclones during the 2025 hurricane season. (Photo courtesy CSU)

CSU Hurricane Season Forecast Factors

CSU highlighted how sea surface temperatures and the El Niรฑo-Southern Oscillation (ENSO) cycles, including La Niรฑa, El Niรฑo, and a neutral transition phase, can influence tropical development, with a neutral phase likely to occur this year.

Aย previous Source articleย explained that, during aย La Niรฑa cycle, the ocean waters across the equatorial Pacific Ocean cool significantly, affecting global weather. During La Niรฑa, wind shear โ€“ a change in wind direction and velocity with height in the atmosphere โ€“ also typically decreases in the Atlantic Ocean. A reduction in wind shear can favor cyclone development. This pattern is the opposite ofย El Niรฑo, a warming of the equatorial Pacific, which usually increases wind shear in the Atlantic Ocean, helping to rip apart storms and prevent hurricane formation and intensification.

โ€œScientists call [the two opposing climate patterns of El Niรฑo and La Niรฑa] the โ€˜El Niรฑo-Southern Oscillationโ€™ cycle. El Niรฑo and La Niรฑa can both have global impacts on weather, wildfires, ecosystems, and economies,โ€ according to NOAA.

A neutral phase of ENSO occurs when neither El Niรฑo nor La Niรฑa are happening, and this phase can also help to reduce wind shear across the Atlantic. An ENSO neutral pattern may occur during at least part of this yearโ€™s hurricane season.

โ€œCurrent La Niรฑa conditions are likely to transition to ENSO neutral in the next couple of months; however, there remains considerable uncertainty as to what the phase of ENSO will be this summer and fall,โ€ CSU said.

โ€œSea surface temperatures across the eastern and central Atlantic are generally warmer than normal, but not as warm as they were last year at this time,โ€ CSU explained. โ€œA warmer-than-normal tropical Atlantic combined with likely ENSO neutral (or potential La Niรฑa) conditions typically provides a more conducive dynamic and thermodynamic environment for hurricane formation and intensification,โ€ CSU noted.

Sea surface temperature anomalies for March 2025. Yellow, orange, and red colors represent warmer-than-average ocean temperatures. (Photo courtesy CSU and NOAA)

Additional factors that contributed to the creation of CSUโ€™s forecast include using statistical models and analyzing previous hurricane seasons to generate the expectations for the upcoming season.

โ€œCertain years in the historical record have global oceanic and atmospheric trends which are similar to 2025,โ€ CSU explained. โ€œThese years also provide useful clues as to likely levels of activity that the forthcoming 2025 hurricane season may bring,โ€ CSU continued. โ€œFor this early April extended range forecast, we determine which of the prior years in our database have distinct trends in key environmental conditions which are similar to current March 2025 conditions and, more importantly, projected Augustโ€“October 2025 conditions.โ€

Possible Caribbean Impacts

The Source contacted CSU for additional details regarding potential impacts on the Caribbean region this year. Lauren Beard, a research assistant with CSU, provided the following information.

โ€œWe are predicting a 56 percent chance of a major hurricane tracking through the Caribbean for 2025, [which] is above the historical average of 47 percent. This elevated risk highlights the importance of staying [prepared]. Staying informed through trusted sources like the National Hurricane Centerย is critical as the season approaches.โ€

Beard continued, โ€œSea surface temperatures [across the Atlantic and Caribbean] are above-average, creating favorable conditions for storm development and intensification. On a more positive note, while sea surface temperatures remain elevated, they are slightly cooler than the record-breaking 2024 levels, which could temper some storm activity. However, the overall forecast still calls for heightened activity.โ€

Beard offered the following advice for individuals across the USVI ahead of the season:

โ€œThe biggest piece of advice I would give to both residents and visitors across the islands is that it only takes one storm [that could affect the islands] to make this an active season for your area. A great way to be prepared is to have a plan before the season starts on June 1.โ€

AccuWeather Forecast Calls for Similar Hurricane Season Predictions

The CSU hurricane season forecast was released shortly after AccuWeather released its predictions for the number of cyclones expected this year. Similar to the CSUโ€™s outlook, AccuWeather is expecting an active hurricane season. A previous Source article explained the following information about AccuWeatherโ€™s expectations.

โ€œAccuWeather is forecasting near to above the historical average number of named storms, hurricanes, major hurricanes,ย accumulated cyclone energy,ย and direct impacts to the United States,โ€ according to a comment in the AccuWeather article from Alex DaSilva, the companyโ€™s lead hurricane expert.

โ€œBetween 13 and 18 named storms are expected in 2025, including seven [to] 10 hurricanes, three to five major hurricanes that reach Category 3 strength or higher, and three to six direct U.S. impacts,โ€ DaSilva said. โ€œDaSilva added that there is a 20 percent chance of more than 18 named storms this year,โ€ the AccuWeather report stated.

Stay Informed

Hurricane season begins on June 1, and USVI residents and visitors are urged to be prepared. Individuals can find information about the weather, including severe weather alerts, from theย Virgin Islands Territorial Emergency Management Agencyย website and theย National Weather Service.

Hurricane season begins on June 1 and runs through Nov. 30. (Photo courtesy NOAA)

A daily weather post is also published on theย Source Weather Page, where readers can viewย weather forecast videos.

Government Leaders, First Responders Celebrate New Marine Response Vessel

Gov. Albert Bryan Jr., (center) leads dignitaries celebrating the arrival of Marine 1; from left, Carlton Dowe, Antonio Hendricks, Gov. Bryan, Lt. Gov. Tregenza Roach, Senate President Milton Potter, Sen. Dwyane DeGraff and Antonio Stevens (Source photo by Judi Shimel)

First responders and top government officials gathered on Veterans Drive to witness the dedication of a brand-new emergency response vessel. The Marine 1 was christened when a veteran firefighter smashed a champagne bottle across its bow.

The name Captain Antonio Hendricks appears on the bow of the 40-foot high-speed emergency response craft. Officials speaking at the brief Friday ceremony praised the boatโ€™s namesake for his years of public service as a firefighter and his decades-long efforts to enhance marine-based emergency response.

Fire Service Director Antonio Stevens called the addition of Marine 1 an asset that expands his agencyโ€™s capabilities. โ€œToday is truly a day to celebrate, not only for the christening of the boat and what it means to operations, but also for the public servant for whom it is named after,โ€ Stevens said. โ€œCaptain Hendricks worked tirelessly to expand the agencyโ€™s marine firefighting capabilities and served as the first captain of the fire serviceโ€™s first fireboat โ€” the Gail Benjamin.โ€

Created by boat builders in New York and in Canada, the vessel is powered by three Yamaha engines and has high-powered water jets mounted on board. The stern of the boat was modified to allow emergency crews to conduct rescues at sea. It was also designed to accommodate a gurney to transport the sick and injured.

Those features allow Marine 1 to serve as an alternative ambulance boat for patients living or traveling on watercraft and for St. John patients being transported to St. Thomas, officials said.

Retired firefighter Antonio Hendricks on board the territoryโ€™s newest emergency response vessel. (Source photo by Judi Shimel)

Speaking to a visitor after the ceremony, Hendricks said he began his campaign to acquire a marine response boat throughout his 25 years of service. โ€œWhen I realized we really needed a fireboat was fighting that fire โ€” the Angelina Lauro,โ€ he said.

Angelina Lauro was a Dutch-flagged cruise ship that caught fire while berthed on St. Thomas in March 1979. โ€œWe fought the fire shoreside; the fire started at three oโ€™clock in the afternoon. We didnโ€™t get a fireboat at twelve thirty in the morning, the next day โ€” Hess (oil refinery) sent a boat over,โ€ he said.

In modern times boat-based fire emergencies happen about three times a year on average, said Deputy Fire Service Director Clarence Stephenson. He and others said the new boat will help speed response times.

Hendricks added that Marine 1 can also assist in cases of fire emergencies at land-based facilities like the Water and Power Authority and the St. Croix-based oil refinery.

Gov. Albert Bryan Jr. and Lt. Gov. Tregenza Roach hailed the latest development as a step toward supporting the Virgin Islands’ blue economy.

Taxicab Commission Board Member Denounces Executive Firing in Open Letter to V.I.

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A V.I. Taxicab Commission board member penned an open letter condemning the VITCC boardโ€™s firing of former Executive Director Vernice Gumbs. (Source file photo by Siรขn Cobb)

A V.I. Taxicab Commission board member voiced concern over the firing of the commissionโ€™s former director, Vernice Gumbs, and the appointment of Gumbsโ€™s replacement in an open letter to Virgin Islanders this week.

Vincent Georges, a retired V.I. Police Department captain, wrote that the VITCC board violated the law because the board included two taxi drivers from St. Thomas at the time of Gumbsโ€™s removal.

โ€œOnly one taxi driver on the island of St. Thomas is allowed to vote and that would be the active member Mr. [Julian] Penn, who was approved by the 35th Legislature in September of 2024,โ€ Georges wrote, adding that the board terminated Gumbs on Feb. 20 โ€” alleging multiple instances of insubordination โ€” and appointed Melissa Smith to the role of acting executive director, โ€œwhich is totally illegal.โ€

โ€œWhat I do know is two โ€ฆ members of the Board were not notified of the alleged Executive Sessions and/or Board meetings,โ€ he wrote. โ€œThere could only be one taxi driver representing the island of St. Thomas, and as a result, there could only have been four โ€ฆ members present with the authority to cast a vote, which is not a quorum.โ€

Georges added that he was unaware of any disciplinary actions previously being taken against Gumbs and wrote that he was bothered by a letter VITCC acting chair and Assistant Tourism Commissioner Elizabeth Hansen-Watley penned to Senate Vice President Kenneth Gittens in which Hansen-Watley appeared to take issue with questioning of the boardโ€™s understanding of relevant rules and laws.

โ€œI donโ€™t know what rules and laws sheโ€™s referring to,โ€ Georges wrote, โ€œHowever, the only law the Taxicab Commission Board is guided by is Title 3 V.I.C. section 274, which they have proven they donโ€™t have any clue about, because those persons on the Board who are practicing โ€˜selective prosecutionโ€™ have violated the law.โ€

That section of the V.I. Code requires that the VITCC board be composed of nine members. Of those, three members must be active taxi drivers and three must be members of the public-at-large who are not government employees. For both groups, there should be a representative from St. Croix, St. John and St. Thomas. The board must also include one member with a background in law enforcement or the legal profession, and one V.I. Tourism Department employee and one V.I. Licensing and Consumer Affairs Department employee, โ€œprovided further that one employee shall be a resident of the District of St. Croix and one employee shall be a resident of the District of St. Thomas-St. John.โ€

Georges concluded his letter by asking Hansen-Watley and Deputy DLCA Commissioner Myrna George whether theyโ€™d conferred with the V.I. Attorney Generalโ€™s Office to determine the legality of their recent actions.

โ€œIt is no secret that both of you have been making decisions single handedly [sic] on behalf of the Board,โ€ he wrote, โ€œand if neither of you are in a position to govern and lead based on the law then you should both step down and focus on your respective government jobs instead of creating havoc within the automobile for hire industry. Our transportation ambassadors deserve better.โ€

One person questioning the legality of Gumbsโ€™s termination is Gumbs herself.ย Last month, Gumbs filed a civil complaint in V.I. Superior Court asking for a declaratory judgment that her firing was unlawful, an injunction against her removal as well as restoration of back pay and withdrawn entitlements since Feb. 20.

On March 19, Superior Court Judge Denise Francois granted Gumbsโ€™s petition for a writ of review, mandating that the VITCC provide the court with the record of proceedings leading up to its decision to fire Gumbs by April 14.

Many of the claims in Georgesโ€™s letter echoed those made by Gumbs in the civil complaint. Gumbs alleged that one of the five board members who voted to remove her was not qualified to serve on the commission. Further, Gumbs complained that neither she, Georges, nor board member Loretta Lloyd were present for the vote โ€œbecause they were never notified of the meeting.โ€

Statement from Senator Ray Fonseca regarding Hospital State of Emergency within the Territory

As Chairman of the Committee on Health, Hospitals, and Humanย Services, I have recently received two powerful letters signed by 106 physicians from across the Virginย Islands. These healthcare professionalsโ€”who serve on the frontlines every dayโ€”have laid out in starkย detail the overwhelming challenges and unacceptable conditions they face while striving to deliverย urgent, high-quality care to our residents.

Let me be clear: I remain unwavering in my commitment to fixing our healthcare system and makingย it a true pillar of strength for our community. Last month, I formally called on Governor Albert Bryanย Jr. to declare a Hospital State of Emergency in the Virgin Islands. The concerns raised in these lettersย further underscore the critical need for immediate, focused, and comprehensive action.

Too many hospital physicians in the Territory have raised their hand when asked if we are in a hospitalย state of emergencyโ€”underscoring the severity of the crisis. Most alarmingly, our hospital is at risk ofย losing its Red Cross account, threatening access to vital blood. Supplies for surgeries and emergenciesย are in short supply. We cannot allow our hospitals services to collapse.

I urge the Governor to act decisively to use any available funds and even consider approaching financialย institutions to secure a short-term loan of $20 millionโ€”$10 million for each hospitalโ€”to immediatelyย address the most critical needs, including staffing, equipment, and vendor payments. These emergencyย funds are vital to stabilize our hospitals while longer-term reforms are implemented.

Our people deserve betterโ€”much better. They deserve a healthcare system that is fully functional,ย adequately staffed, and properly resourced. I stand in solidarity with our physicians, nurses, and allย healthcare workers. I will continue to fight tirelessly to secure the funding, reforms, and attention ourย hospitals so urgently needโ€”for the sake of every patient, every family, and the future of public healthย in the Virgin Islands.

For more information, please contact the Office of Senator Ray Fonseca at 340-693-3577 or by email atย SenatorRayFonseca@legvi.org

VIHFA Issues Statement on LBJ Buyout Concerns

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The V.I. Housing Finance Authority said in a statement that any discussion of voluntary buyouts with LBJ Gardens residents is part of the Authorityโ€™s โ€œbroader mitigation and community development strategies.โ€ (Photo courtesy VIHFA)

The V.I. Housing Finance Authority addressed residentsโ€™ concerns about potential buyout proposals for LBJ Gardens residents in a statement to the Source Friday.

โ€œAny discussion of a voluntary buyout is not related to the Richmond power plant or any of its associated concerns,โ€ according to the statement. โ€œVIHFAโ€™s considerations for a potential buyout are based on broader mitigation and community development strategies, following the response to the demolition of the adjacent property owned by VIHFA, and in alignment with our mission to enhance housing stability and resilience in the Virgin Islands.โ€

โ€œWe remain committed to open dialogue with the community to ensure residents have accurate information and are fully informed about any available opportunities. For more information, please emailย media@vihfa.gov,โ€ VIHFA concluded.

The statement came after several residents expressed concern during a town-hall meeting Thursday night about plans to rehabilitate the LBJ sewershed that the proposed buyouts are related to the โ€œblast zoneโ€ of the V.I. Water and Power Authorityโ€™s Richmond Power Plant.

In February, lawmakers on the Senate Disaster Recovery, Infrastructure and Planning Committee grilled VIHFA leadership after initial demolition efforts at LBJ in February left residents with damaged roofs and potentially contaminated cisterns. VIHFA executive Dayna Clendinen said during the hearing that the authority was reviewing residentsโ€™ concerns and that โ€œa contractor got ahead of us.โ€

Sen. Novelle Francis Jr. asked for more information.

โ€œAre you saying that they actually started the project without authorization or permission?โ€ he asked.

Clendinen said VIHFA did give them notice to proceed, but that before starting any demolition the contractor was supposed to โ€œput up the fencing, put up the signage โ€” all that was supposed to happen โ€” as well as issue back to us the schedule.โ€

The V.I. Housing Finance Authority issued a response to residents’ concerns Friday.

Woman Arrested After Early Morning Stabbing in Estate Whim

A 33-year-old woman was arrested in the early hours of March 25 in connection with a stabbing in Estate Whim, St. Croix, the Virgin Islands Police Department announced.

Officers responded to the scene around 2:34 a.m., where they found a male victim suffering from stab wounds to both sides of his upper back. The victim told officers that Angela Nelson had stabbed him. Emergency medical personnel treated him at the scene before transporting him to the Juan F. Luis Hospital for further care, according to the police report.

Police later arrested Nelson at her residence and took her to the Wilbur H. Francis Command for booking. She was charged with third-degree assault and remanded to the John A. Bell Correctional Facility. Her bail was set at $25,000, and she is awaiting her advice of rights hearing, the police report stated.

Open Forum: Introducing PRAPA

Editor’s Note: The following column is intended as satire, beneath which is a deeper call for accountability and vision.

When PRAPA โ€” the Peopleโ€™s Reliable Alternative Power Authority โ€” began its limited test launch last year, nobody really knew what it was. No press release. No ribbon-cutting. Just quiet installs in a few neighborhoods. Somehow, I ended up in one of them.

Oliver Wilson Ottley III (Submitted photo)
Oliver Wilson Ottley III (Submitted photo)

When I initially read the prospectus, I thought it was a scam. An actual utility company that kept the lights on? Here in the Virgin Islands? That sent bills โ€” on time, with numbers that made sense? That didnโ€™t sound like a power company. That sounded like fiction.

But then I got invited to one of their closed-door presentations. NDAs. Waivers. Security. The room was cold, the lights were bright โ€” and standing at the podium, perfectly composed, was a man in a navy suit with a gold lapel pin and the kind of name you only hear during election season: Delroy Eugene-Francis-George IV.

โ€œWelcome,โ€ he said, his voice calm and crisp. โ€œWhat youโ€™re about to see is not a concept. Itโ€™s a correction.โ€

And then they played the first commercial.

It starts just like something youโ€™d see any Sunday in the Virgin Islands: a folding table under a flamboyant tree, four old heads locked in a serious domino game. Vests. Slippers. Hand towels over the shoulder. A pot of goat water bubbling on a coal pot nearby. Heineken bottles sweating in a corner. Soca playing low from a speaker wedged in somebodyโ€™s window.

One of the men โ€” dark-skinned, bald, belly hanging over his belt โ€” slaps a double six down so hard the dominoes jump.

โ€œBLAAAM!โ€ he yells. โ€œTawk to me nice!โ€

Another one, skinny with a straw hat and sunglasses, sucks his teeth and reaches for his last tile. A third man leans back in his chair, arms crossed, smirking like heโ€™s just waiting to catch somebody slipping.

But then the fan inside the house stutters. The speaker skips. The light in the window flickers once โ€ฆ twiceโ€ฆ

Everything pauses.

The skinny one leans forward. โ€œWatch ya nowโ€ฆ ya feel dat? Das de WAPA cough.โ€

The big belly man doesnโ€™t say anything โ€” just shakes his head and stares up at the pole like heโ€™s expecting it to fall. The fourth man, wearing a green wife-beater and church socks pulled high, sighs and mumbles, โ€œLawd Jesus, not mid-game again. Every time I โ€˜bout to winโ€ฆโ€

One of them pulls out his phone to send a voice note. โ€œWAPA gone AGAIN. I vex. Whole goat water goinโ€™ spoil.โ€

Then โ€”

Boom.

The lights stabilize.

Fan kicks back up full speed.

The music picks right back up: โ€œYou dun know is da V.I. massive inside!โ€

And just like that, a clean blue and yellow PRAPA truck cruises by in the background โ€” real smooth. The man driving gives a lilโ€™ nod like heโ€™s done this a million times before.

The bald man leans back and laughs. โ€œAyeโ€ฆ PRAPA mehson? I feel like I just see Jesus pass in a uniform.โ€

โ€œDa fan ainโ€™t even hiccup,โ€ the one in the green shirt says. โ€œWe still on? No generator? No blackout?โ€

Skinny one slaps a domino down. โ€œPlay de game, brudda! PRAPA handle bizness da propa way! Now itโ€™s my turn!โ€

They all laugh loud. Somebody shouts off camera, โ€œBring out de domino liquor!โ€ and the scene cuts to black.

Then the voice comes in calm:

โ€œPRAPA. The light at the end of the blackout.โ€

โ€œPeopleโ€™s Reliable Alternative Power Authority. Power to the people โ€” not just the politicians.โ€

Before the audience could even finish reacting, the screen faded to another scene. This time, a recorded phone call.

Ring.

Click.

A calm, friendly voice answers: โ€œPRAPA, good morning. How can I assist you without ruining your day?โ€

A skeptical woman replies: โ€œYes, I just callinโ€™ to see if deh current supposed to go out today.โ€

The rep chuckles gently.

โ€œNot today, maโ€™am. We five-by-five and fully loaded.โ€

โ€œNo ferry wake disruptinโ€™ de underwater cable?โ€

โ€œWe armored it with conch shells.โ€

โ€œNo man up de hill runninโ€™ illegal AC from da clothesline?โ€

โ€œHe got cut off yesterday.โ€

โ€œNo wild donkey bun up the substation?โ€

โ€œThe donkey is accounted for.โ€

โ€œNo rooster fightinโ€™ wid the voltage meter?โ€

โ€œWe gave him a warning.โ€

The woman pauses. โ€œSo the current staying?โ€

โ€œYes, maโ€™am. PRAPA power donโ€™t blink. Not for mongoose, man, nor mischief.โ€

She mutters, half in awe: โ€œWell fadda God.โ€

Voiceover: โ€œPRAPA. Power so reliable, not even Carnival can mash it up.โ€

The audience laughed. Even the security guard by the exit cracked a grin.

Then Delroy returned to the podium.

โ€œI hope youโ€™re enjoying our little demonstration,โ€ he said, adjusting his lapel. โ€œBut PRAPA is more than good customer service and stable current. Itโ€™s also convenience.โ€

He held up a sleek white box with gold trim

โ€œThis,โ€ he said, โ€œis the PRAPA Power Pack.โ€

A spotlight hit the box like it was the holy grail.

โ€œOur welcome package includes: bills printed in English and common sense. 24/7 customer support that doesnโ€™t forward you to voicemail in Spanish. App notifications before outagesโ€” not after. Monthly โ€˜Current & Chillโ€™ playlists curated by local DJs. And of course, a PRAPA-branded flashlight โ€” strictly for nostalgia.โ€

He smiled. โ€œAnd yesโ€ฆ our power is clean, stable, and carries a crisp 120 volts you can practically taste. Itโ€™s citrus-forward. With a hint of accountability.โ€

The room erupted into applause. But Delroy wasnโ€™t finished.

โ€œOne final demonstration,โ€ he said, holding up what looked like a gold-plated USB stick. โ€œThen, if youโ€™re ready, weโ€™ll move forward with enrollment.โ€

He smiled. The lights dimmed. The screen went black. Then, the presentation ended.

And we remembered:

PRAPA doesnโ€™t exist.

There is no Peopleโ€™s Reliable Alternative Power Authority. No blue and yellow tech trucks. No hotline. No power packs. No functioning microphones. No โ€œCurrent & Chill.โ€

Thereโ€™s just us.

Still lighting candles.

Still whispering to the generator.

Still checking the fan to see if it ketchinโ€™ current.

Still paying for power like itโ€™s a subscription to stress.

So why isnโ€™t it real?

Why is it easier to imagine a fake company that works than to fix the one we already have? Why do we keep buying fuel for dysfunction and paying interest on incompetence?

Weโ€™ve watched WAPA burn through millions, black out entire islands, and still ask for moreโ€” managed by the same people, with the same excuses, and the same smile.

But hereโ€™s the thing about satire:

It only works because the truth is already ridiculous.

They say you have to laugh to keep from crying. But maybe itโ€™s time we stop laughing โ€”and start demanding.

Maybe we stop waiting on PRAPAโ€ฆ and become it. Not in name, but in power.

Maybe PRAPA really is too good to be true.

Maybe weโ€™ll never get a clean truck, a friendly voice, or a fan that stays spinning through the night. Maybe all weโ€™ll ever have is generator fumes, burnt-out bulbs, and a playlist of apologies on loop.

But for one shining moment, it was good to believe.

And sometimes beliefโ€”no matter how briefโ€”is enough to remind you that better is possible.

Even if itโ€™s not today.

Even if itโ€™s not real.

Even if it is justโ€ฆ a punchline that performs better than our provider.

One can dream.

PRAPA. Proper power. Period.

โ€” Oliver Wilson Ottley III, St. Thomas

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Craig Richardson Dies

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Craig Richardson has died.

Craig Richardson

He is survived by his parents, Simeon & Margaret Richardson; his daughters, Ayleah Richardson and Reniece Haywood; adoptive daughters, LynNaejah Payne and Iโ€™Kymaya Blackett; granddaughters, Rhรจia Christian and Aโ€™Reia Fahie; and his adoptive granddaughter Leiyani Parris.ย 

He is further survived by his brothers, Steve Gardner I and Rae Richardson; sisters, Kirsten Warner-Gordon and Yvonne Richardson-Joseph; his nephews, Steve Gardner II, Shavon Gordon, Shadeem Gardner, Kevon Thomas, Horace Gordon Jr., and Teโ€™Mhani Sadio-Joseph; his nieces, Annie Schneck, Raynisha Kidd, Soraya Murray, Kirsorrie Smith, Jaraea, Raeโ€™Nyaha, Raeโ€™Kayla & Raeโ€™Divanay Richardson. His great-nephews are Mason & Myles Gardner, Jelani Walters Jr. and Cameron Gordon. His great-nieces are Matilda Kidd, Shiloh Schneck, Jโ€™Laeah Walters, and Kema Smith.ย 

Relatives and friends are respectfully invited to attend first viewing on Friday, April 11, 2025, at Celestial Chapel of Dan Hurley Home for Funerals 5:00pm โ€“ 7:00pm. Funeral service will be held on Saturday, April 12, 2025, at Faith Christian Fellowship Alive in Christ โ€“ Hidden Valley. Viewing begins at 9:00am to 10:00am with service to follow at 10:00am. Interment: Eastern Cemetery

Family request shades of blue to be worn.

Funeral arrangements are under the care of Dan Hurley Home for Funerals and Cremation Centers of St. Thomas, St. John, and St. Croix. For online condolences or to share a special memory, visit www.hurleydavisfuneralhome.com

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