WAY DOWN IN BOVONI
(to Away in A Manger)
Way down in Bovoni, the potholes are deep
The dump fires burn brightly round Roy and his sheep
The Pigs go to slaughter with nary a care
Just happy to die on The Bridge To Nowhere
Oh, long may your legacy live, Shepherd Roy
The Bridge That Goes Nowhere…our pride and our joy!
We love thee, oh Bridge, you will long be our friend
Although you have neither begining nor end
AMERICA'S CUP
(to I Saw 3 Ships)
I saw a ship come sailing in
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day
I saw a ship come sailing in
On Christmas Day in the Morning
And what was in the ship I saw?
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day
Twas Peter Holmberg in a bra!
On Christmas Day in the morning
I asked dear Peter what was up
On Christmas Day, On Christmas Day
He said "My friends, I won the cup!"
On Christmas Day in the morning
He pointed to the bra with glee
On Christmas Day, on Christmas Day
With cup sized V for VICTORY!
On Christmas Day in the morning
Enjoy!
Doris Pomeranz
St. Thomas
