I would hereby like to tender my name for the position of litter-enforcement officer for the island of St. Thomas in the Virgin Islands.
I understand that this job can actually pay upwards of $100,000 per year. I could accomplish a lot in the way of island clean-up for that kind of money without working 25 hours per day.
Please contact me for further consideration, as I would be pleased to move back from Wisconsin.
Eric K. Roeske
HE'S READY AND WILLING TO CLEAN UP
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